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March 31, 2025







Academy admin are in their fence era. With each new fence, the barrier aesthetic is slowly taking over...
Twitter- the new spoke-site for the White House released a policy tweet from President Trump on Friday...

The Albuquerque Academy Chargers varsity basketball team capped off a dominant season with a heartbreaking...


RULER sucks and we all hate it, but… we might actually need it. It is an unpopular program among students...

“I’d be safe and warm, if I was in LA.” “California Dreamin” The Mamas & the Papas It...

Sunday, February 9th, was the big game: Super Bowl LIX. Maybe you watched to see if the Kansas City Chiefs...
Thank you for commenting on almost every article, Mr. Dr. Ovitt.
As we all know, former-president Andy Watson has long mused about returning for a third decade...

There are a lot of fun activities and memories down on west campus. But, sometimes upper grades...




This year, the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles will battle for glory in Super Bowl 59. For...

Domestic Recently, Donald Trump was elected as president of the United States along with a Republican...
The 2024 election has come and gone. In the presidential race, Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris with...

In the last couple of years, many different events took place in the Middle East, resulting in major...

Tuesday afternoon, the day of the election, as I was driving home from school, a billboard caught my...




What are some of the best Christmas songs? Which ones are overplayed and you just can’t get them out of your head? Well here’s what I think. Let’s start with the basics, Mariah Carey’s "All I...

Earlier this year back in May, Billie Eilish released her third studio album, HIT ME HARD AND SOFT. The album has a bedroom-pop sound to it that I personally really enjoy. Although this album might not...

The D.O.T. Garden, an essential part of campus, helps the Science department to teach grades 6-12 about regenerative agriculture. The most overlooked part, hiding in the back corner of the garden, is the...

Say hi to Mr. Benedict! He is a Computer Science teacher for grades 9-12 and has not taught at The Academy before. He seems to really be enjoying himself at The Academy. He said, “I figured I wanted...

If you asked any student on campus about any major changes in our community since the beginning of the 2024-2025 school year, there’s no doubt...

Throughout the 2010s, screens and social media have developed and increasingly had a big impact on people's lives. A study from Common Sense...

Body dysmorphia can seriously mess with your mental health. And when someone dislikes their body. It can lead to eating disorders. I know this...

Fans of the Indiana Fever basketball team and sports fans all over were thrilled when Caitlyn Clark was picked first for the W.N.B.A. draft,...